*Abject Horror Ensues*

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/02/2017 at 21:06 • Filed to: None

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There exists, somewhere in this world, an Alfa 164 Wagon. Alfa never made a 164 wagon. Normally, we would call this existing a good thing. Take a closer look at that glass however... Doesn’t it look familiar?

It’s like automotive body horror. The sad part is that it seems depressingly well made: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

deekster_caddy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 21:08

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Funny, before I opened the post and saw the 2nd pic I thought “photoshop job with Sable Wagon...”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > deekster_caddy 01/02/2017 at 21:10

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It’s unfortunately all too real.

deekster_caddy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 21:12

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Yikes.

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 21:15

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that looks like a really bad photoshop

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/02/2017 at 21:17

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u look like a really bad photoshop

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 21:18

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Where does this car reside?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/02/2017 at 21:19

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That license plate frame and the Taurus donor car means it’s in North America somewhere.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 21:20

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I like it, but I do skew weird.

TheHondaBro > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/02/2017 at 21:26

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u

TheHondaBro > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/02/2017 at 21:26

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u

dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 21:31

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both cars are about the same quality. Also notice how the Alfa doesn’t have the rear wiper :p

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > dogisbadob 01/02/2017 at 21:35

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facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 21:51

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Whatever, this looks well done. I approve. Don’t we want to wagon all the things? I know I do!

Boxer_4 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 21:56

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I can’t quite tell, but I think that’s a Massachusetts plate:

I thought that someone on here saw this wagon in traffic in New England within the last year. I can’t find the post thought.

Boxer_4 > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/02/2017 at 21:57

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I believe somewhere in New England, possibly Massachusetts.

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 22:25

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Turning a car into, say, a shooting brake I can understand - they are thin on the ground. But a wagon? Just get a Volvo or a Saab and be on your way.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2017 at 22:29

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No for real I like it a lot. It wouldn’t be tolerable if they had also swapped the taillights.

I just noticed they also swapped the roof rails!!!!!! Yes it’s not like it was the prettiest car to start.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/03/2017 at 00:05

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I love that just the glass opens too.